Thursday, 5 May 2016

Andrea Camilleri, the Track of Sand, Stephen Biddulph, Raising Boys

Another Montalbano, and the normal wonderful escapism. I think I enjoy the books more than the series, even with its beautiful locations and the pratfalls of Catarella. 'Raising Boys' was more parenting advice, and of course I'm the parent who neglects their children to read a book on why it is important to pay attention to your children. . . .
I've just had another letter published in The Guardian. I think it's my 5th. One on the US Constitution happily preventing a Schwarzenegger or Kissinger presidency, one on the Hay festival (May 2009), one on the morality of private education (October 2009), one on David Davies' choice of a song condoning drug use on Desert  Island Discs, and now one more on sloppy writing:

I saw nine tautologies in your article (Has M&S gone too far with its pre-cut avocado?, G2, 27 April). Every time I read “pre-peeled” or “pre-diced” I shuddered, and by the sixth paragraph a nervous tic had developed. A “pre-peeled banana” is a peeled banana. A “pre-sliced avocado” is a sliced avocado. “Prepared sandwich” would be bad enough; it’s obviously been prepared, as it exists. To go one stage further and call it a “pre-prepared sandwich” is just pre-preposterous.
David Sawyer
Woking, Surrey


It was  pointed out the next day on the letters page that 'nervous tic' is itself a tautology. . . .


It's a pretty good hit rate, I think every letter I've submitted has been published except one, which was about the names of the tube stations at the western extremities of the Piccadilly Line. There had been a discussion on the letters page about tube station trivia (the only tube station that contains none of the letters in the word 'mackerel'? St John's Wood), and how it was possible to go through 10 stations in a row all beginning with the same letter (Hounslow East-Hounslow Central-Hounslow West-Hatton Cross-Heathrow Ts 1,2,3,-Heathrow T4-Hatton Cross-Hounslow West-Hounslow Central-Hounslow East). I wrote in that it was ironic given that locals like me were unable to pronounce the letter 'H' at the beginning of words; ''Ounslow East, 'Ounslow Central, 'Ounslow West. . . '